Wed, 07:03: RT @BorowitzReport: I thought Gaddafi came off as a slightly more controlled Glenn Beck.

Tue, 06:42: RT @BorowitzReport: When Gov. Walker accuses Obama of instigating protests, he sounds almost exactly like Ahmadinejad. #Wisconsin

Thu, 06:44: Weird hearing helicopter overhead apparently searching for Castro fire arsonist. 3 fires in area along Market St. corridor. Thu, 11:42: Clybourne Park http://j.mp/hapOc9

Wed, 08:02: An Open Letter to the Goddess of the Non-Existent Global Warming http://j.mp/giTwRg

Sun, 19:25: Happy Holidays! http://j.mp/hY1K7P

Sat, 21:06: RT@ Matthew Whalen: Sarah Palin removed this graphic from her web site today. http://yfrog.com/gz1ziptj Sat, 21:42: RT @BarackObama: Speaking about today's tragedy in Arizona. Watch live at http://wh.gov/live.

Sun, 16:21: The King's Speech http://j.mp/eBglHD

Mon, 16:08: RT @BorowitzReport: Massive Goldman Bonuses 'Totally Deserved,' Says Satan

Sun, 15:06: RT @snopes: Cleaning for a Reason offers free cleaning services to women undergoing treatment for cancer. SF is covered http://bit.ly/fSBRrC

Fri, 19:49: Senator Sanders is filibustering the tax cut sell out. Call your Senators to have them support him! Contact info at http://www.senate.gov/ Fri, 20:05: Support Bernie Sanders filibuster. Boxer: (202) 224-3553. Feinstein: (202) 224-3841 #filibuster Fri, 23:52: RT @BorowitzReport: Uh-oh: Bernie Sanders just started reading the script from Avatar.