Lilliput’s Empress Norton ML “Audit” passed away in her sleep on the floor of her beloved kitchen last night. She had been in genteel declining health for several months, and her energy level had lowered noticeably in the past week. She was 16.
Audit spent her last evening sharing an honored spot on the TV room bed surrounded by other members of the Ozdachs pack. Her last meal was a handful of delicious chicken, and she died protected, loved, and cared for.
In her earlier days she was a refined show girl, winning championship points for Best of Opposite Sex in local contests. Giving up the life of runways and glamor, she settled down with her long-time companion, Lilliput’s Red Hot Syntax, to help raise Syntax’s offspring.
In lieu of flowers, the human family requests you pay extra attention to your pets and maybe make a donation to a needy animal charity. The canine family says you can always send them chicken.